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University of slapping VC ...From slapping senator to slapping VC
Informate wey reach us tuk sey Nigeria don turn country wey oga dem just de slap slap pipol anyhow.
Naso de other time, we hear say on senator wey represent Adamawa North bin enter one sex toy shop go slap one girl there.
Just as country man de try to reason de matta na another one come happen again for Calabar.
And this particular one na serious matter de inside the gist.
Asehappen, hear say the Vice chancellor of one university for Calabar, bin fall him hands well well for EFCC office for Abuja when him bin go to answer small question we take concern university money matter.
De tori tuk sey ogar VC don chop plenty money tire, so ogar registrar no come happy with am again.
One day person go write letter give EFCC na so EFCC come ask for report. The report wey ogar VC give EFCC no waka de same with the one wey ogar registrar submit. The thing come be like say ogar VC go enter serious soup.
As im commot for the office na so im waka go meet ogar registrar. "Why you go submit that kind report" before we say Jackrobibson na him open nam better slap. The man see stars
De registerar too bin no follow dull, na so im land back for eye. Country pipol, come see as VC and registrar de fight like small children.
According to one countryman, Ifere Paul, na so this tori waka come reach us O, see as the whole tin be take happen here.
Breaking News:
The University of Calabar Registrar's office are in serious slapping competition with the VC's office.
A petition at the EFCC has thrown to light several allegations against the school and its front management staff.
Accordingly, the VC's office and the Registrar's office was allegedly invited by the EFCC on allegations of impropriety. The Registrar office and the VC office gave conflicting accounts of what transpired in the finances of the school.
The Registrar's office has been against financial mismanagement of the school by the VC's office. Somehow the VC's office took documents to the Registrar's office to sign, and the Registrar's office refused, smelling another scam that will lead to serious financial disappearance.
Inside information has it that the VC's office was so angry that they landed two very expensive hot slap on the Registrar's office.
When the stars cleared from Registrar's office head, the Registrar's office stepped back, spit on their palm three times, and gave a volcanic eruption spewing slap on the cheeks of the VC's office. The slap took the VC's office over their feet, staggered and collapsed over the registry door.
Lots of peppered blows were rained down on each of the occupants of those offices until security was called to come and clear the mess.
However, the EFCC is still peppering the VC's office for financial mismanagement.
Thank God I did not mention anybody's name.
Countryman, na so them don turn our country to.
No worry sha we still dey investigate the matter weda na true, as soon as we get complete gist the horses mouth we go alert you.
I be una own.
Countryman
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